I love to read and to talk about books. I review many of the books I read. I do not accept any author/publisher submissions for reviews. I do not read or review ARCs. I do not enter any giveaways or contests. I obtain the books I review by purchasing them at the same price they are offered to the general public at the time of purchase. My reviews are intended for the use of my fellow readers. They are not advertising or promotion. They are not beta reads or constructive criticism or editing or advice to the author. My only obligation to the author is to pay the price charged for the book at the time of purchase. My reviews are sometimes critical and I will not stop posting critical reviews just to spare delicate authors' feelings. I am happy to make new friends, but friend requests from authors or promoters who have few or no books (and/or friends) in common with me and write or promote categories I do not read (especially new adult) will be ignored. I used to read more self-published books. After recent meltdowns by self-published authors, I now only read self-published authors I've previously read or who have been recommended to me by fellow readers I trust. I also used to read young adult/new adult books but rarely do so now.
The talking cows produce flavored milk. The heroine has adopted a pet tiger. Unlike most of the other mammals in this world, the tiger is unable to talk. It does purr, however.
The heroine's friend is getting tired of being invisible and starting to gripe. The villain just placates her with sex.
The homonym problems are back but at least the lines of asterisks have stopped.
The heroine and hero have just had a discussion about the fact that they both fart in their sleep.
And even though this is still a funny-bad book, I am glad it is going to end fairly soon.